Just saw this one for the first time a couple of days ago. The apocalypse on Christmas? Sounds wonderful. Any of the silly shit in this movie is easily ignored in light of the old lady crawling across the ceiling of the truck stop.
It’s practically the same movie as Silent Night, Deadly Night!
Because he’s chillin’ and killin’.
Sing it with me! All I want for Christmas is a fuckin’ zombie movie! A fuckin’ zombie movie! A fuckin’ zombie movie!
Nuns turn kids into murdering Santa Clauses. Assholes.
Who is this? Why are you calling? Ooooooooh! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
Corey Feldman in the role of a lifetime – saving Christmas from a horde of evil toys!
Santa isn’t really a kindly elf- more of a demon who lost a bet with an angel. But the deal’s up and this bad, pro-wrestling mofo is making up for lost time.
While it’s not technically a Christmas movie, it features a fucking cookie (Gary Busey) going on a murderous rampage. One of the finest films of all time.
What else could possibly hold the number one slot?