Free books! Get ’em while they’re hot!


Okay, so here’s the deal: Your friends are kind of dumb. They lack culture and refinement. You know this, I know this. I want to help.

For a limited time only, when you buy a copy of The Egg Said Nothing for a friend, family member, or person you dislike, I will send you a copy for free. And we ain’t talkin’ no e-book nonsense. I will send you a book, made of paper and toner, the same book you purchased, absolutely free.

All you need to do is go to and buy my book (feel free to buy some other bizarro books while you’re there). When you receive the purchase confirmation, send it to me at carisomalley (at) gmail (dot) com. Include your address and I’ll send you a book.*

*This offer is valid only for purchases made after January 12, 2011. This is a limited time offer and will end when I goddamned say it will.


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