All fucking proceeds from The Egg Said Nothing to go to The Royale this June

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The Midnite Movie Mamacita has saved my life from complete and utter movie boredom. Odds are, she’s done the same for you. For the past five years, she has been presenting strange and unheard of in movie theaters across central Arizona. She has finally found a theater of her own and needs our help to get it off the ground.

fucking aweosme

How can you help? Go to Indie Gogo and donate to the cause.

Not into donating your hard-earned money? Want something in return?

Then let me take the hit. For the month of June, all proceeds from The Egg Said Nothing will be donated to The Royale. That means that every time you buy a copy of my book, you will be funding this awesome effort AND getting more ovum-related shovel deaths than you ever thought possible.

Buy it!

Where can you get it?

Go online to amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, or powells.com. Buy a copy for your Kindle at amazon.com, or for any other e-reader at smashwords.com.

Or, do even better. Go across the street from The Royale to Evermore Nevermore (127 W Main St, Mesa, AZ 85201) and buy it in person.

Still want to take it up a notch? Come to Evermore Nevermore for June’s Second Friday event. I’ll be at the store. I’ll be reading. And I’ll sign your goddamned book personally. Support local businesses and local artists all in one fell swoop.

Bottom line: We need The Royale. Harkins and AMC fucking blow.

2nd Bottom line: Your book collection needs The Egg Said Nothing. Your books are boring.

Do your part: donate to the cause, buy the book, “like” this post, tell your friends, come to Second Friday, shop at Evermore Nevermore. Support the underground.

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