Hey everybody! I’ve hit the big time. Two days ago, some kind soul from South Korea uploaded my book to a bittorrent service! So kick back with your favorite torrent interface and get this little piece of history absolutely free!!
Why do I support the exploitation of my intellectual property? Because those who bought my book, I feel, have the right to share it with whomever they choose. Anyone who purchased my ebook on Amazon can attest that it is wonderfully DRM-free (because I try my best to not be an evil fuckstick). The way I see it, if my work is good, perhaps today’s downloaders will become tomorrow’s paying customers. So, whether you’ve bought my book or not, please download (and seed) the file. Let’s work together to get the word out about this awesome opportunity to get something for nothing. And, what’s more, since I am the copyright holder AND am giving permission, this is NO LONGER AN ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD. So enjoy this “get out of jail free” card.
If you don’t know how to do this, the process is pretty simple. Start by downloading and installing uTorrent. uTorrent is a bittorrent client that is super easy to use and compromises very little of your computing power. Shop smart, shop S-Mart. After that, go to the URL above and click the link that says “[C]lick here to download the torrent” (it’s under the second heading- be sure that you don’t click “Download this torrent anonymously Using BtGuard – Click here for more info”). After the file has finished downloading, just open it; uTorrent will do the rest. Transfer the files to your favorite e-reader and immerse yourself in shovel deaths. I will try not to splatter you too badly.