Dear friends, incorrigible assholes, complete strangers, and fuckwits,
There’s just one copy of The Egg Said Nothing left in stock on Amazon.com. Now is the time for you to buy it. Don’t hesitate. Just do it.
If you do, Amazon will be forced to restock. That will mean ordering a new batch, which will bring me ever closer to my goal.
Help, friends. You’re beautiful people. Open your wallets to me. Just click that book cover to the right of my blog there. You see it? That’s the thing your bathroom is missing.