Internet searching: you’re doing it wrong.


One of my favorite parts of being a blog owner is the Big List o’ Mystification that is the search engine terms leading folks to my site. Some of them make sense (I’ll let you decide which), while others should be considered as some sort of avant garde text art:

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2 thoughts on “Internet searching: you’re doing it wrong.

  1. Horse dildos.

    Miss Success knows all about those.

    I think my favorite though is ‘help in fucking.’ Where does this damn thing go anyway?

  2. That is a pretty good one. I’m happy to report that my page is on the first page of hits when one does a Google search for “horse dildo.” I’m going to start selling ad space.

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