Camp Christmas: Santa’s Slay

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In 1005, Santa Claus (the son of Satan) lost a bet to an angel. The wager? 1,000 years of Christmas present delivery. One thousand years have passed. Santa is free from his obligation and is allowed to go back to his favorite pastime- slaughtering humans in outlandish ways.

Professional wrestler Bill Goldberg stars as Santa in one of the most over-the-top Christmas gorefests the world has ever known. You’ll come for the eggnog drownings, but you’ll stay for the helldeer.

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