How to illegally download media.

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In honor of tomorrow’s anti-SOPA black out, I am going to teach you how to illegally download material with the lowest likelihood of getting caught. I do offer this caveat: no system is foolproof. I am not responsible if you get caught doing this. This method is pretty damned safe (as you’ll learn below), but we’re dealing with some shifty bastards here. I am not condoning the pirating of copyrighted information; I am opposing the censorship of information. You don’t need to do this, but you need to know how to do this. It’s like hot-wiring a car or picking a lock. The entertainment industry is using our government as an enforcing arm for its private interests. Fuck that noise.

Step 1: Download (and install) uTorrent for Windows, Mac, or Linux.

uTorrent is a BitTorrent client. BitTorrent is a protocol for downloading large files from the Internet. You know these files as movies, music, and software. This method of file sharing connects a user to a “swarm,” which allows him/her to simultaneously download a single file from multiple computers. This allows for optimal speed and lowers the amount of compromised resources on each machine.

Step 2: Join (and install) BTGuard.

For a mere $6.95 per month, you can virtually guarantee yourself anonymous downloading. Using the proxy service BTGuard provides makes it appear as though you’re downloading files from another country (typically Canada or Germany). The company keeps no records of anything, so, even in the event their records are seized, you will not be at risk.

Step 3: Make BTGuard and uTorrent play nice.

This article details how to set up the two programs to get them running in harmony. Lifehacker puts it much better than I ever could.

Step 4: Find a torrent.

Torrents, simply put, are BitTorrent metadata. They contain all the information uTorrent needs to download a specific file. To be extra-secure, use a web-based proxy to access your torrent site. How the fuck do you do that? I thought you’d never ask.

Go to: This site, in essence, does the same thing as BTGuard, only for your web browser. It’s an excellent resource for accessing restricted websites at work or school (fun for the whole family!). It bypasses any web restrictions that might be in place on your network and funnels traffic through a server in a foreign country

Inside of the window, go to: Torrentz is the best site for finding public torrents. It aggregates data from all across the Internet. Simply search for a movie, book, album, or whatever and hit enter. It’ll bring up a list of matching results and the sites where the torrent files can be downloaded. When you get to the hosting site (which might be something like The Pirate Bay), look for a link that says “Download Torrent” or “Open Magnet Link.” Once the torrent is downloaded (or the magnet clicked upon), uTorrent should do the rest.

Now you’re stealing media from the entertainment industry and there isn’t much they can do about it. This is what SOPA claims to prevent on a surface level. Seems pretty specific, doesn’t it? Why does the law need to be so far reaching that it can result in the shutting down of any site hosting links to pirated material? Have we already forgotten the public outcry when we learned that Google was abiding by Chinese laws that restricted citizen access to information? This, friends, is the same fucking thing.

Call your representatives. Stop SOPA. Stop PIPA. Stop OPEN.

Learn more about each bill here.


Illegally download The Egg Said Nothing today!!

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Hey everybody! I’ve hit the big time. Two days ago, some kind soul from South Korea uploaded my book to a bittorrent service! So kick back with your favorite torrent interface and get this little piece of history absolutely free!!

Why do I support the exploitation of my intellectual property? Because those who bought my book, I feel, have the right to share it with whomever they choose. Anyone who purchased my ebook on Amazon can attest that it is wonderfully DRM-free (because I try my best to not be an evil fuckstick). The way I see it, if my work is good, perhaps today’s downloaders will become tomorrow’s paying customers. So, whether you’ve bought my book or not, please download (and seed) the file. Let’s work together to get the word out about this awesome opportunity to get something for nothing. And, what’s more, since I am the copyright holder AND am giving permission, this is NO LONGER AN ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD. So enjoy this “get out of jail free” card.

Get The Egg Said Nothing here. Absolutely free.

If you don’t know how to do this, the process is pretty simple. Start by downloading and installing uTorrent. uTorrent is a bittorrent client that is super easy to use and compromises very little of your computing power. Shop smart, shop S-Mart. After that, go to the URL above and click the link that says “[C]lick here to download the torrent” (it’s under the second heading- be sure that you don’t click “Download this torrent anonymously Using BtGuard – Click here for more info”). After the file has finished downloading, just open it; uTorrent will do the rest. Transfer the files to your favorite e-reader and immerse yourself in shovel deaths. I will try not to splatter you too badly.